Universal Truths #8

Table top games are awesome. Particularly when it’s The Big Bang Theory Cluedo…..

Universal truths #6

Anything written under the influence of alcohol will be completely incomprehensible, and beyond the salvage of a pair of sober eyes.

Cordial with hot water is the only hot drink that still tastes good after its gone cold.

The best writing ideas will always come to you just as you are falling asleep, and you’ll never remember them the following morning.

You’ll be surprised at how much more impact you can get by saying

I’m frustrated at you not listening

than you do from

I told you so

There is nothing as calming as a sleepy snoring cat.