I didn’t find a monster in Loch Ness.
Anything written under the influence of alcohol will be completely incomprehensible, and beyond the salvage of a pair of sober eyes.
The best writing ideas will always come to you just as you are falling asleep, and you’ll never remember them the following morning.
You’ll be surprised at how much more impact you can get by saying
I’m frustrated at you not listening
than you do from
I told you so